just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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