everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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