do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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