You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
That accounts for only three of the penises
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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