im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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