The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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