so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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