Kareoke will never be a sober sport
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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