you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
