last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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