shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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