the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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