I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.