Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
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i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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