I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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