he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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