I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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