Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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