I don't think brook has ever known best
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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