fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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