This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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