I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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