I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
oh god was she eating orange peels again
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Sorry my hands just texted you
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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