i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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