i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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