I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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