Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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