My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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