i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
