My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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