pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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