naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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