I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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