White coat. Heels.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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