I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
tell me about the eggs
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