just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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