You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm getting married
To pizza
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I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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