Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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