I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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