Define "chronic" masturbator.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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