Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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