please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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