thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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