i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Are we still banned from the library?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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