I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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