Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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