eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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