problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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