I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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