My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
do nipples grow back?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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