belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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