"it" just moved
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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