id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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