Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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