Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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