you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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