My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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