you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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