would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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