that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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