A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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