so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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